Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Chinese people LOVE me! (10)

"Chinese people love me because..... I mutter to myself almost constantly, like a schizophrenic, as I try to cross the street ("Fuckwad!" "Dipshit!" "Cretin!" "Learn how to drive, moron!" "Where's the brake pedal? Ah, yes - there it is.... well done!"). It's so amusing!"

Yes, I'm going through a particularly grumpy phase at the moment. But it doesn't seem to be doing anything to diminish the delighted fascination I inspire in my fellow Beijing residents....

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