My blog-friend JES shares my fondness for puns, so I dedicate this visual example of the genre to him.[From the wonderful Viz anthology of 'Crap Jokes'.]
My youngest nephew just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. He's come to the end of his term at college, and must move OUT of his dorm/apartment back to my sister's house for a couple weeks... before moving back into a completely different domicile on campus for the summer months.
Anyway, he was moaning on Facebook (yes, I know) about how long it had taken him to disassemble and reassemble his fish tank -- 7 hours, he said -- especially given the prospect of doing it all again so soon. My comment to him was along the lines of: Good thing you're in your 20s now. I don't know if they told you, but this IS the Age of Aquaria.
He groaned satisfyingly, and then so did another 20-something family member who chimed in a little later. But you know, I didn't appreciate the groan (and implied laughter, however weak) nearly as much as I appreciated the simple face that they got the joke despite their youth. I have very smart, culturally-literate nieces and nephews.
The good ones always catch you like a sucker-punch to the gut: you kind of see them coming, but you just can't get out of the way in time.
Viz Comic - "Britain's leading toilet humour magazine" - has been coming up with one of these every fortnight for the last twenty-odd years. I don't know how many of them are archived under that link, but there are a fair few to be enjoyed there.
A leading presenter on China Central Television's English-language channel has revealed himself to be a xenophobic hate-monger. WHY does he still have a job? Lobby for his dismissal - by any and all means.
Days Ai Weiwei was detained
80
With ironic, sinister symmetry, the celebrity artist/activist was incarcerated on the same day that my friend Wu Yuren was finally released from 10 months' detention.
Now, like Wu, he's been released on extremely restrictive 'bail' terms - but could face re-arrest at any moment. He was detained incommunicado from April 3rd to June 22nd 2011.
Days Wu Yuren was in prison
307
"Released on parole" after 10 months; "parole" lifted another year later. The original charges against him were apparently dropped without his trial ever being formally concluded.
Froog is an escaped lawyer - but there is no need for alarm; he is only a danger to himself, not to the general public. An eternal wanderer, he now lives in an exotic city somewhere in the 'Third World' *, where he is held prisoner by an unfinished novel (or, more precisely, an unstarted novel). He spends a lot of time running, writing, taking photographs, and falling in love with women who fail to appreciate him. He also spends a lot of time in bars.
[* OK, I'll come clean: I've been living in Beijing since summer '02.]
2 comments:
Oh, excellent choice!
My youngest nephew just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. He's come to the end of his term at college, and must move OUT of his dorm/apartment back to my sister's house for a couple weeks... before moving back into a completely different domicile on campus for the summer months.
Anyway, he was moaning on Facebook (yes, I know) about how long it had taken him to disassemble and reassemble his fish tank -- 7 hours, he said -- especially given the prospect of doing it all again so soon. My comment to him was along the lines of: Good thing you're in your 20s now. I don't know if they told you, but this IS the Age of Aquaria.
He groaned satisfyingly, and then so did another 20-something family member who chimed in a little later. But you know, I didn't appreciate the groan (and implied laughter, however weak) nearly as much as I appreciated the simple face that they got the joke despite their youth. I have very smart, culturally-literate nieces and nephews.
Oof!
The good ones always catch you like a sucker-punch to the gut: you kind of see them coming, but you just can't get out of the way in time.
Viz Comic - "Britain's leading toilet humour magazine" - has been coming up with one of these every fortnight for the last twenty-odd years. I don't know how many of them are archived under that link, but there are a fair few to be enjoyed there.
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