This visual punnery just keeps on getting sillier, doesn't it?I only do it because it riles dear Moonrat so. She wants real llamas. Patience, Moonie - soon, soon.
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Yang Rui must GO!
A leading presenter on China Central Television's English-language channel has revealed himself to be a xenophobic hate-monger. WHY does he still have a job? Lobby for his dismissal - by any and all means.
Days Ai Weiwei was detained
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With ironic, sinister symmetry, the celebrity artist/activist was incarcerated on the same day that my friend Wu Yuren was finally released from 10 months' detention.
Now, like Wu, he's been released on extremely restrictive 'bail' terms - but could face re-arrest at any moment. He was detained incommunicado from April 3rd to June 22nd 2011.
Days Wu Yuren was in prison
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"Released on parole" after 10 months; "parole" lifted another year later. The original charges against him were apparently dropped without his trial ever being formally concluded.
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How you might have helped Wu Yuren (and the many others like him in China)
Remembering the Tiananmen protests of 1989
About Me
- Froog
- Froog is an escaped lawyer - but there is no need for alarm; he is only a danger to himself, not to the general public. An eternal wanderer, he now lives in an exotic city somewhere in the 'Third World' *, where he is held prisoner by an unfinished novel (or, more precisely, an unstarted novel). He spends a lot of time running, writing, taking photographs, and falling in love with women who fail to appreciate him. He also spends a lot of time in bars. [* OK, I'll come clean: I've been living in Beijing since summer '02.]
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What does Froog look like?
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How did I come to be a blogger?
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Competitions, etc.
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- Beijing v. Shanghai - which is the better city?
- Are vampires viable?
- Are zombies viable?
- What would your unusual super-power (and your Nemesis) be?
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- Is DVD piracy intrinsically BAD?
- Chinese food - the worst cuisine in the world?
Leave your bar jokes here
Leave your 'bad' jokes here
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5 comments:
Where does "Lacy Jona" fit in???
Doilly Lomu! Doilly Lomu!!
You did get that really, didn't you?
Yep. Am just praying I don't have to trot out "where does 'Parton Primate' fit in?"
Further key words/phrases: 'Madagascar' and 'Stand by Your Man' (or was that Tammy Wynette?)
I think Dolly covered that as well.
Further visual puns are coming. Be ready.
Somwhat unfortunate phrase that...there are many who would kill to be 'covered' by our Ms. Parton. Pity she's blonde :-(
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