Many have asked...... "What does the Froog look like?"
Now, at last, it can be revealed - via the technological marvel of The Simpsonizer.
Of course, the device has its limitations. Everyone starts off with piggy eyes, a button nose, and impossibly low-set ears; and although you can ameliorate these oddities - and the inevitable goofy overbite, of course - the range of customizations available is really pretty small (and some of them don't work at all: you're supposed to be able to use a slider control to vary hair and clothes colour, but....).
This, I think, is not too bad a likeness. At least, it captures my fondness for dark clothes (a dark blue Hugo Boss shirt and black Levi's are my trademark 'look'). I have no idea, though, why it gave me a black thatch; my hair is really quite a light brown. This 'yellow' version of me (working from the same original photograph) is a little closer to the right hair colour, but I couldn't get rid of the tousled style - that's not me.
And just to get really freaky on you, here is me as a chick. You know how I love to stay in touch with "my feminine side"!
Thanks to Leah for alerting us all to this wonderful timewaster!
4 comments:
he he,
The top one's got something about you. The middle ones def got the wrong hair!
And you as a woman... hummm maybe not - I think the wrong shade of lipstick.
It must have taken you hours, a top tip Leah, thx.
Nice boobs though :-)
Why, thank you, Mothman - you sure know how to compliment a lady. NOT.
I worry the yellow one makes me look too much like Troy McClure.
I think the black-haired version of 'me' is a little reminiscent of John Cusack - who, oddly enough, is the actor most often suggested by friends as a suitable candidate to play me in a film version of my life.
I don't really think it's an apt comparison myself, but I'm very happy for it to be made.
I think of myself more as a Ewan McGregor type, though.
Of course, Johnny Depp can play anyone.....
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