Since it is increasingly clear that I have no chance of ever having a real girlfriend again, I have to compensate with my imagination. A couple of months ago I mentioned in passing this charming Billy Wilder comedy (in which a young and heart-meltingly gorgeous Shirley MacLaine plays a Parisian prostitute being romanced by Jack Lemmon's neighbourhood gendarme).
I would never have thought that green stockings could be such a powerful erotic aid, but..... since seeing this film, I have been quite obsessed.
Sassy, sexy, dynamite in bed. But also vulnerable - needs saving. Irma, you are my ideal woman!
I'm not so keen on the dog, though.