You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.
Now, that sounds like China.
However, (as you probably already know) the 'China' one is actually this:
A CHINESE CORPORATION
Now, that sounds like China.
However, (as you probably already know) the 'China' one is actually this:
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
Then again, this sounds like China - on occasions!
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to give them harmonica lessons.
No comments:
Post a Comment