Monday, April 09, 2007

A top tip

Yesterday was a day of Szechuan hotpot. Today is a day of regret.

Not regret for the sore arse, which was entirely expected, but for my failure to heed the sage advice of my buddy The Choirboy when he said: "I think I'd better put some loo roll in the fridge tonight."

Yes, I'll have to try that next time.

1 comment:

georg said...

May all the gods bless the guy who invented baby bum wipes. Because even Charmin is occasionally just too rough.